White Elephant 

​You know since I really do love celebrating the #Christmas season. What would a grownup (18+) want for a white elephant gift. Co-Worker. Ideas below in comments & replies


​.@Emberr 264. Someone (18-24) asked me around 1300 VST, who’s winning. I responded idk, but #America is losing. Is like to retract that statement. 

Missing commercials? 

​I thought this said commercials. 

@action3news: #DirecTV consumers missing some news channels during outage https://t.co/0mGU4n03wP

Who would care about missing commercials? 

Hastings this weekend

If you would’ve asked me at 0338, what I was doing this #weekend, I would’ve said working in #Lincoln. Until you realize you’re ACTUALLY working in #Hastings


​Question about #parking. Does more/less that 90 degrees to the curb matter as long as the 4 wheels are within the pre-established boundaries of the spot? 

Listen carefully

​.@VICE @vicenews so he was asked to leave out be arrested for trespassing? He didn’t leave? #HeresYourSign
He was arrested for trespassing under the law.

Here’s your sign

Maybe news organizations should run some stories by the lawyers before posting. You agreed not to do it, any other questions? #HeresYourSign.


You’re not serious

​You mean another Government can’t control the other? RT @ABC: US has limited options to fight EU back taxes on Apple and other companies. https://t.co/N7BJ8vKQcE https://t.co/RiJUPlkXwz


​Hey @CenterForwardUS, EVERYONE knows a current member of Congress like @RepBradAshford can’t vote to change their pay.  But that’s a fine commercial you got there. 

Tv commercial 

​Apparently if you use a smart phone. 


From a @LifeLock commercial. 

If you have an identity, you could be a victim.  From reality.