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Hashtag of the day

Thursday, June 21st, 2018

#MoreTeeth for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom #FallenKingdom

14.28%

Sunday, February 25th, 2018

Someone made their bed TWICE today. That means this week is going to be 14.28% more awesome. #ThatGuy #Rules.

That’s embarrassing

Monday, January 29th, 2018

So we have the same belt, adjustable by the inch.

Yet one of our #pants is half way down our leg, the other at a respectable level.

Waist, waist of your pants.

They suppose to meet.

From adequateman.deadspin.com

Monday, November 13th, 2017

I can even program it to brew coffee at the same time every morning, by setting an alarm clock and getting out of bed when the alarm clock goes off and then using the French press to brew some coffee.)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/adequateman.deadspin.com/how-not-to-make-coffee-1820399614/amp#ampshare=https://adequateman.deadspin.com/how-not-to-make-coffee-1820399614

NFL

Sunday, October 1st, 2017

IF I was in the #nfl & the ref tried to call ‘blocking to the back against me’, I would decline that penalty. Block to the front, back, side, top or bottom. BLOCKER HAS ONE JOB. 

National Coffee Day

Friday, September 29th, 2017
I know you like to tune into your FAVORITE morning news show @3NewsNowOmaha  with hosts like @EmilySzink . BUT today is #NationalCoffeeDay & you should be visiting your local store.  

SS Detail

Saturday, September 2nd, 2017

.@ZanyCountryGeek  The @SecretService  is sworn to Protect @POTUS  & the first family at ALL COSTS!.

There was no restrictions on what they office holder could and couldn’t do.

Do we look at this in the future going forward?

Not secret

Saturday, August 26th, 2017

#tcot .@SenSchumer Both of those actions were public information before yesterday announcements. I also you can still scrutinize. #Truth. The @potus annoucements aren’t secret

They voted

Friday, July 28th, 2017

Even though the #ACA is still the law of this GREAT land. Senator Deb Fischer & Senator Ben Sasse voted to repeal it.

I’m TIRED of paying for maternity care, I WILL NEVER NEED IT!

It isn’t what I wanted.

Check

Tuesday, July 18th, 2017

The @NebraskaDems Black Caucus got it right. http://www.omaha.com/…/article_76430f86-6c10-11e7-b388-ef05…

Chelsey it is time to do the right thing & resign from your position with the Nebraska Democratic Party.