From adequateman.deadspin.com

I can even program it to brew coffee at the same time every morning, by setting an alarm clock and getting out of bed when the alarm clock goes off and then using the French press to brew some coffee.)

https://www.google.com/amp/s/adequateman.deadspin.com/how-not-to-make-coffee-1820399614/amp#ampshare=https://adequateman.deadspin.com/how-not-to-make-coffee-1820399614

NFL

IF I was in the #nfl & the ref tried to call ‘blocking to the back against me’, I would decline that penalty. Block to the front, back, side, top or bottom. BLOCKER HAS ONE JOB. 

National Coffee Day

I know you like to tune into your FAVORITE morning news show @3NewsNowOmaha  with hosts like @EmilySzink . BUT today is #NationalCoffeeDay & you should be visiting your local store.  

SS Detail

.@ZanyCountryGeek  The @SecretService  is sworn to Protect @POTUS  & the first family at ALL COSTS!.

There was no restrictions on what they office holder could and couldn’t do.

Do we look at this in the future going forward?

Not secret

#tcot .@SenSchumer Both of those actions were public information before yesterday announcements. I also you can still scrutinize. #Truth. The @potus annoucements aren’t secret

They voted

Even though the #ACA is still the law of this GREAT land. Senator Deb Fischer & Senator Ben Sasse voted to repeal it.

I’m TIRED of paying for maternity care, I WILL NEVER NEED IT!

It isn’t what I wanted.

Check

The @NebraskaDems Black Caucus got it right. http://www.omaha.com/…/article_76430f86-6c10-11e7-b388-ef05…

Chelsey it is time to do the right thing & resign from your position with the Nebraska Democratic Party.

Chop Some Wood

Chopping Wood a Manlier Feel than Sports

Researchers found it significantly increases testosterone levels, even more so than competitive activities.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/08/26/chopping-wood-a-manlier-feel-than-sports/

No Tif

Dear Residents of #Omaha,

Write your City Council Representative.

Tell them #NoTif for this project. http://www.omaha.com/news/metro/new-plan-for-crossroads-mall-calls-for-more-city-incentives/article_fe3db2a0-ba94-5865-a540-9fd356d421cc.html

The developer should pay.

Thanks internet

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